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6/4
Nisen
Sensei F: You're the one who's kampai'in all over the place.
Shihan M: I stopped at two kampais.

"No one's gonna eat anything out of Jennelle's lap." -- Andrew
"He's the other half of me! He's me with a penis!" -- Disu

6/13
online
Matt: I'm old.
Kathleen: Happy shut up!

6/18
Laura's apartment
"It's like a piano, but it goes back and forth in your haaaappy happy happy happy person!" -- Kathleen, playing Taboo.
"It was like going from Garden City to Hempstead." -- Nick, on a drastic change of subject.

6/20
The Ground Round
"Wait, we're not allowed to call you Hoter anymore? But I just got the nickname down!" -- Erika E.

6/22
Madison Square Park: Dar Williams concert
"This isn't necessarily a true story, but it definitely happened!" -- Dar Williams

Sgt. Pepper's
"Oh, you're a dirty dirty Earth!" -- Kathleen

6/23
Chili's
"They're those clap-on clap-off kinda spirits." -- Kathleen, explaining things to Adam.
"Are you guys dragging me to the dojo in my sleep and having your way with me?" -- Alex, about her unexplained bruises.

6/25
Robert Moses Beach
"I love the goosh!" -- Alex, about suntan lotion.
"I'll shit you up if you shit me up." -- Disuhan, see above.
"It's a shit train!" -- Clarice, still the same topic.
"Kids build stupid things because they're stupid." -- Kathleen

Berman Yard
"Swedish people make everything more interesting, and blonde." -- Mary

Andrew: It's exit SM3A.
Mary: C3PO?

"S! M! 3! A!" -- Mary loves my exit number.
"I laugh in the face of babka!" -- Mary

6/26
NYC Pride Parade, @41st St.
"It's the Puerto Rican flag guy!" -- The drag emcees, who were about as caught off guard by the solitary man marching with a large Puerto Rican flag as the audience was.
"They're like an army, except instead of guns, they have fabulous." -- The drag emcees, about the color guard.
"I don't know what hot men in their underpants has to do with Altoids, but I don't care!" -- The drag emcees, about the random Altoids float with hot men in underpants.

6/29
online
"Your mom's gonna hate me and she doesn't even know me." -- Courtney, who disproved the notion that you can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery if you have a tattoo by showing me this.

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