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Quote of the Month
Claire: No, Charlotte, you can't discard by looking at them.
Andrew: Claire, is your daughter telekinetic?
Charlotte: Yes, I'm from Connecticut.
(8/22)

8/1: Borders

Andrew: Rich, can you tell me what time it is?
Rich: It's 4:20 ... can I take a ten?

: Deities

"It's ass kissing for bisque!" -- Louise, as she and I vied for tastes of Kathleen's soup.

8/10: The Heartland (things get risquee)

"Was he shot? That's kinda sexy." -- Sara, about Kathleen's prospective police officer.

Ben: Do we have to separate them?
Sara: Nope, they're all Hoter's and she keeps them in a box.

Andrew: Hoter, did you get it up the first time?
Hoter: Always. Always.

Hoter: Where's the hole?
Ben: There are TWO holes!

"I had to touch both balls at the same time." -- Hoter
"It would be My Two Moms ... and Andrew." -- Andrew

8/13: Christophers

"Kids I babysat for have BOOBS now!" -- Kathleen
"I'm getting married in a church, because I'm Catholic apparently." -- Kathleen
"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got. I'm still I'm still Benny and the Jets." -- Kathleen & Andrew
"If you were [naked], it would be because you ate your clothes." -- Sara

8/14: Voicemail

"As you may have noticed, the entire eastern seaboard doesn't have power." -- Demetri

8/16: Betsy & Mike's wedding

Bryanna: I am Moses and these are my Jews.
Andrew: Which one is your wandering Jew?
Bryanna: Jenny, because he got lost.

8/18: New Tomponia

"We're They, and they are We." -- Kathleen, explaining to Ben the team names.

8/21: Bermansion

"When I do it, it seems fine, but it's weird when anybody else but me does it." -- Kathleen, I think about her scary laugh.

8/22: Pleasant Valley gift shop in Oyster Bay

"I'm not happy unless I'm endangering my life." -- Charlotte, age 5.
"I'm discarding a ten of whatever that is." -- Charlotte

Claire: No, Charlotte, you can't discard by looking at them.
Andrew: Claire, is your daughter telekinetic?
Charlotte: Yes, I'm from Connecticut.

"I'm going to pisspard!" -- Charlotte, not yet knowing what "piss" means.

Andrew: I can't understand a word she says.
Claire: I can understand what she says, but it never makes any sense.

: Fridays, or Tompy's house

"Straight by day, sugar coated lesbian by night." -- Tompy, I really wish I could remember why she said this.

8/28: The Sluiceland

Renee: "Into the Woods." What is that from?
Andrew: Into the Woods.

"People who live in glass houses, live in glass houses." -- Renee
"Ugh, I'm gonna vomit. Puke me a river." -- Matt, about Justin Timberlake

8/31: The Jennellemobile, on Asharoken Avenue

"This is how we play the Asharoken game. It's a fun game involving slow driving, and fear." -- Andrew

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