The Quotebook: December 2003

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Quote of the Month
"We will reopen at 9:00am for all your shopping needs. Now that's a hardcore Borders customer. Leaves at midnight and shows up the next morning at 9:00." -- Cassie, 12/23

12/4: Borders

"That was the most disgusting thing in all the land. No one should ever have to consume that. I was like, 'What could be so bad about tea with rice?' EVERYTHING!" -- Hoter, about Tea of Inquiry.

12/5: My House

"You're getting good at yessing me. Very convincing." -- Mom, giving up momentarily on getting me to clean my room.

12/8: My House

"Sometimes it's nice to know your friends are alive." -- Andrew, about Matt's recent obsession with checking our pulse at social gatherings.

12/10: Borders

"In the two minutes I was out there, I wanted to kill myself." -- Cassie wants to kill herself often.

Here I will simply say "Socks!" and nothing more.

12/17: Crappadopolis

"Ooh! It'll be so painful! Let's do it!" -- Kathleen, about waxing my face.
"It tastes like really maybe there's tortilla chips and ... some ... moo. My sentence was interrupted by a cow!" -- Kathleen and her budding bovine personality.
"Jewish in the mornin, Jewish in the evenin, Jewish at suppertime!" -- Kathleen, inventing a new product: Jewish on a bagel.

12/18: Diner

"And ... now we're using the scary face." -- Heather, perhaps a little less used to Kathleen's faces than the rest of us.

12/19: Somewhere

"That was the most ghetto Andrew ever!" -- Kathleen, after I had done something distinctly ghetto.

12/20: The City

Andrew: Lo siento. Mutter sheist butter.
Disuhan: Apology accepted.

"Not in the museum, it's a restaurant!" -- Disuhan, making fun of the Boob.

Disuhan: Are you a vegetarian?
Laura: I just ordered an Uno Burger.

Laura: Verizon phones aren't GSM, they're TDMA.
Andrew: They're TTFN.
Laura: LOL.

12/23: Borders

"Attention Borders customers, the time is now 12:00 midnight ... and you're still in a bookstore." -- Cassie
"We will reopen at 9:00am for all your shopping needs. Now that's a hardcore Borders customer. Leaves at midnight and shows up the next morning at 9:00." -- Cassie

12/25: The Rose Hill

"This is honey! And I know where it came from! Bees!" -- Sara, inarticulately excited about honey from her relatives' farm.
"I think Adam should get a small electric shock every time he says 'Huzzah.'" -- Matt

12/27: New Tomponia

Kim: You're doing a bad job.
Matt: You're a bad job.
Kim: I'll give you a bad job.

"I'm all about the sticks, not so much the wicks." -- Tompy

Tompy: Do you take this wench to have and to slap, to hug and to rape, as long as you both shall bitchslap each other?
Tompy & Hoter: I do.

"You were my blanket, but now you're my ice cube." -- Kathleen

Matt: Linda's from New Jersey!
Linda: I am not!

"Why did you turn the darkness on?" -- Kathleen
"I'm okay with both of us having the same quote, but Andrew seems to think it would upset the balance of the universe." -- Kathleen

12/31: New Years at the Sluice

"No berry knows the berries I know." -- Kathleen (sung)

Hoter: It's 11 to 7.
Eddie: Time! Clock!
(Eddie thought they were still playing Taboo)

"We can't get 'hurricane,' yet we get 'Hansel and Gretel.'" -- Hoter, explaining the peculiarities of Drunken Taboo.

"This is the quoting walk! This is the crazy quoting walk!! This is the crazy crazy quoting walk!!!" -- Kathleen
"There's so much slapping to do! I shouldn't have left." -- Tompy, lamenting unfinished business from Colorado.

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