The Quotebook: April 2004

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Quotes of the Month
Kathleen: [The] lowercase is more evil.
Andrew: The lowercase is very vampire writing you a letter.
Kathleen: Dear Bloody One.
Andrew: I vont to suck your blood.
Kathleen: Sincerely, Vampire.
(4/23)

"My dad only has girl sisters." -- Hoter, (4/4)

4/1: online

"Oh, Andrew, you've just made this girl about as happy as you'll ever make a girl!" -- Alyssa, after I gave her a leg up on everyone else in the quote vote race last month.

4/3: Ruby Tuesday

"Stealing from a car outside a temple? Thou shalt not!" -- Andrew

4/4: probably the Diner

"My dad only has girl sisters." -- Hoter
"There's some kind of alien life being in that purple folder that clings to her and tells her to do weird things." -- Hoter, about a certain employee's severe attachment to her folder.

4/13: Sluicifer

"I didn't want to define cool as sports, music, or movies, so I chose dead people." -- Kathleen, playing Apples and Oranges.

4/19: Outside the Diner

"Oh! My face is clean and I'm gooooing crayyyzy!" -- Kathleen, sounding like Annie Lenox in "No More I Love Yous," but talking about being addicted to oxycotin.

4/23: online, discussing the "Artistik" font

Kathleen: [The] lowercase is more evil.
Andrew: The lowercase is very vampire writing you a letter.
Kathleen: Dear Bloody One.
Andrew: I vont to suck your blood.
Kathleen: Sincerely, Vampire.

: The Dojo, I in my purple Hakko Sen shirt

Kathleen: Purple!
Andrew: Do you have color Tourette's?

4/27: Kimberland

Kathleen: I want to go as Hobbes and Ee can be Calvin.
Hoter: That's just stupid.

"I want a mutant chinchilla so I can shake its hand." -- Kathleen

Kathleen: (being tickled) Teeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Andrew: It's your T-spot!

Hoter: I'm abreast as to what's going on.
Andrew: You're always a breast. (you all saw that one coming)

"Boy, you guys are dull. You come over to watch a rat roll in dirt." -- Kim's mom, as we all watched in amusement as Kim gave her chinchilla a sand bath.

4/29: Sluicifer, I think

Kathleen: May is when everything starts.
Andrew: ... like ...
Kathleen: May.

4/30: The first drinking and pizza-eating evening of the summer(ish)!

"You're not the Sensei of me!" -- Kathleen
"Columbo is like the Bill Cosby of white detectives." -- Kathleen

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