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Quote of the Month
"What would Andrew Berman do if he were here today? He'd lick your face and call you 'Things' and then he'd drive away." -- Mary, 3/30

3/1: Somewhere

"I wonder if anybody LIVES there." -- Kathleen, about Pinelawn (a town that pretty much consists exclusively of cemeteries)

3/3: Online

"I'm building his trust, so I can lure him into a box when the time comes." -- Cricket, good Cricket.

3/4: Online

Andrew: You go do that Eric thing.
Kathleen: There will be no DOING of the Eric THING.

3/13: The drive to Boo and Kitty Haven

"Nora Jones IS Cheez-Its." -- Kathleen (this theory has since been disproven)
"There are five people in that Ray Pruitt catastrophe." -- Kathleen, as we followed a pickup truck.

: Dan's car, returning from ... the place we went to.

Dan: You were speaking in your Crackfiend voice.
Sara: I have a Crackfiend voice?
Dan: It's exactly the same EXCEPT YOU TALK LIKE THIS!

: Taboo at the Kitteranium

Kathleen: It lives in the ocean ... and it helps you clean your kitchen!
Hoter: An octopus?
Sara: I want an octopus to clean my kitchen!

Sara: Grandma rests in...
Dan: peace.

"Name! Name name name!" -- Dan, trying to get us to say "Brady Bunch"
"I need to touch the cookies one more time." -- Kathleen, making do during Lent.

3/14: Deaf Night

"He's not Deaf or gay. He's of no use to us." -- Katherine

3/16: Zen Palate

"It's like Fear Factor." -- Tracee, looking at our meatless, dairy-less meals.

3/17: Finley's of Green Street

Andrew: I've been up for 18 hours.
Kathleen: Oh my god, I should wash your vagina.

3/19: I don't know where. Probably Crapple's, or somewhere with mud?

Kathleen: We're giving [Turkey] like 15 billion dollars a year.
Andrew: Why?
Kathleen: Because we're the sugar country.

"I'm walking in the mud. I'm walking in the mud some more." -- Kathleen

3/23: online

"I wish I could explain to the cat that I'm not a tree." -- Cricket
"Igneous is one of my favorite words. It may be the name of my fifth child." -- Cricket (her first and second children will be Toluene and Kafka)
"We're probably going to win the game. You can relax now :P" -- Dan, to Andrew

3/24: We need a name for my Altima

"Sex change!" -- Hoter, when she was expecting Kathleen to pick her up but Andrew showed up.

: Things (literally, we were at Cosi)

"I have no idea what you said, even though I heard every word." -- Kathleen

Hoter: Sheryl Crow was at Applebee's.
Kathleen: Now we're lying.

"My crotch makes jingly noises." -- Kathleen

3/28: NERC

"You can have a Phi Sig wedding. Everything could be purple and gold, and you can be the white auxiliaryness." -- Annabel

DA Rebecca: I cleaned you out that one night.
BN Bolcar: It was only one night, but she took a lot of my money.
BE Lindsay: I'm glad we know the context of this conversation.

3/29: NERC

"She lives beneath me, in so many ways." -- Erin, about her downstairs neighbor, Lindsay

Lindsay: You'we the widdwest one hewe.
Annabel: Haha. Don't talk like that.

"This is why we need more Andrews." -- Chris Mabry (DA) after I gave him a spare meal ticket.
"You have no problem throwing me out of the car, but you won't throw a wafer?" -- Rebecca to Bolcar.
"I smell like Old Spice! That makes me happy!" -- Anna
"Any injury can be cured by alcohol and Playstation." -- CJ from AB (VFDNAERYJM)
"I can't believe I just walked across people's hands!" -- Susan (BN)

3/30: Sara's apartment, playing Tribond

"You misheard my nyip." -- Sara, failing to communicate with Lindsay.
"Dear Mr. Tin Tin, we understand you are able to walk on water." -- Andrew, on the bond between Rin Tin Tin, the first American on the moon, and Jesus (they're sheperds).
"Charles deDutch Elm Disease." -- Dan, on the bond between Gall, Funt, and Dutch Elm Disease (they're plant diseases)
"They're all onomatepoeia: DUTCH ELM DISEASE!" -- Andrew's take on the same one.
"The score was ... big to small." -- Sara, about the sports, not Tribond.
Sara: Do you wanna borrow that?
Lindsay: No.
Sara: Then put it down and get out of my house.

: The unnamed Altima

"What would Andrew Berman do if he were here today? He'd lick your face and call you 'Things' and then he'd drive away." -- Mary, to the tune of "What Would Brian Boytano Do?" A great close to the weekend, and the month! :)

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