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UNLESS YOU HAVE A BROWN NOSE, YOU'RE SCREWED (11.28.05)

 

JESSICA SIMPSON RUINED IT FOR ME (10.26.05)

 

OBSERVATION #10: THE TRUTH ABOUT THE FRENCH (10.24.05)

 

MY LAST GWEN STEFANI ARTICLE... (10.13.05) UPDATE(11.28.05)

 

MARIONETTE THEATRE: #'S 16, 17, 18 (09.21.05)

 

"ANYONE CAN PLAY AN INSTRUMENT AND SCREAM INTO A MIC"... (08.24.05)

 

THERE AREN'T ENOUGH PEOPLE LIKE THIS (08.03.05)

 

OBSERVATION #9: HIPPIES KILLED OUR PLANET (07.11.05)

 

MORE HATEMAIL/DISAGREEMENT MAIL (06.28.05)

 

YET AGAIN ANOTHER ARTICLE ABOUT SHITTY MUSIC (06.21.05)

 

HARDKNOCK LIFE MY ASS (06.20.05)

 

JEOPARDY BLOWS (05.18.05)

 

ONLINE PETITIONS ARE LIKE THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS... (05.13.05)

 

MESSAGE BOARDS ARE STUPID... (04.26.05)

 

IN A WORLD WITH NO DOUBT, THE VINES, AND THE WHITE STRIPES... (04.12.05)

 

WHAT'S THE STANDARD FOR HIRING FUTURE EMPLOYEES? (04.09.05)

 

WHAT A WASTE OF INTERNET SPACE (03.31.05)

 

OBSERVATION #8: SILK BOXERS SUCK (03.30.05)

 

THE WWE IS NOT FAKE (03.14.05)

 

OH WISE AND POWERFUL OUIJA BOARD... (03.10.05)

 

MARIONETTE THEATRE: #'S 13, 14, 15 (03.08.05)

 

TIPS ON BUYING X-MAS OR B-DAY GIFTS (03.04.05)

 

FAST CAR = SMALL PENIS...A COMPARISON (02.26.05)

 

WHICH IS MORE FUN: SKATEBOARDING OR PUSHING RANDOM BUTTONS ON A CONTROLLER? (02.19.05)

 

OBSERVATION #7: VALENTINE'S DAY CONNECTION (02.15.05)

 

TSUNAMI VICTEMS AND EATING KITTENS (02.10.05)

 

I'M FAR MORE SUPERIOR THAN SOME SHIT EATER ON SOMEONE ELSE'S PERSONALIZED WEBSITE (02.03.05) UPDATE(04.12.05)

 

SOMETIMES TELEVISION IS MORE CONVENIENT THAN A BOOK (01.31.05)

 

LUCKY CHARMS AREN'T SO LUCKY NOW ARE THEY? (01.26.05)

 

THE WORST SPORT IN THE WORLD (01.21.05)

 

MARIONETTE THEATRE: #'S 10, 11, 12 (01.19.05)

 

HAVE YOUR YEAR SOLVED! GET INVOLVED! (01.18.05)

 

OBSERVATION #6: SOCIAL INTERACTION IS A WASTE OF TIME (01.12.05)

 

A MARIONETTE THEATRE SPECIAL (DONE ON A DIFFERENT PAGE) (01.11.05)

 

FAT PIECE OF SHIT THAT SMELLS LIKE MOLDY CHEESE (01.10.05)

 

THE PERFECT LIST OF NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS (01.04.05)

 

MY FIRST HATEMAIL...SORT OF (01.03.05)

 

REASONS NOT TO CELIBRATE CHRISTMAS (12.25.04)

 

IGNORANCE IS BLISS (12.21.04)

 

ANOTHER ALTERNATIVE TO NOT EATING MEAT (12.15.04)

 

MUSIC THAT YOU CAN MASTURBATE TO (12.12.04)

 

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE ELSE THINK OF THIS? (12.08.04)

 

HOPSCOTCH BLOWS (12.08.04)

 

A PLAY-BY-PLAY OF LIFE (12.06.04)

 

OBSERVATION #5: GUYS SEMEN SHOULD TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRIES (12.03.04)

 

I WAS SEXUALLY HARRASSED BY AN UGLY OLD WOMAN TODAY (11.30.04)

 

NOT ALL CARTOONS ARE COOL (11.28.04)

 

MARIONETTE THEATRE: #'S 7, 8, 9 (11.26.04)

 

A FEW THINGS THAT COULD HAVE IMPROVED THE PUNISHER MOVIE (11.18.04)

 

SOMEONE IS PRAYING FOR MY SOUL? (11.11.04) UPDATE(11.14.04)

 

YOU DISAGREE WITH MY OPINION? (11.06.04)

 

PHRASES AND QUOTES THAT PISS ME OFF (11.01.04)

 

THIS GOES OUT TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO HATE MY SITE (10.28.04)

 

STOP WATCHING TBS (10.25.04)

 

MARIONETTE THEATRE: #'S 4, 5, 6 (10.23.04)

 

OBSERVATION #4: MY GUIDE TO SURVIVE IN THE WORLD (10.19.04)

 

A SHORT ANALYSIS ON SEASONS (10.17.04)

 

YET AGAIN IN ANOTHER BAD MOOD (10.12.04)

 

NOTICE A LARGE INCREASE IN THE POPULATION OF BI-SEXUALS? (10.08.04)

 

MARIONETTE THEATRE: #'S 1, 2, 3 (10.06.04)

 

SOMEONE TOLD ME THE VINES KICK ASS, SO JUST OUT OF SPITE... (10.04.04)

 

MY FIRST FANMAIL (09.28.04)

 

OBSERVATION #3: WASTE YOUR WATER, IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE (09.26.04)

 

FEAR THE WRATH OF FIFTY WHINEY TEENAGERS WHO JUST WANT THEIR BACKPACKS. (09.22.04) UPDATE(11.06.04)

 

15 REASONS TO THROW YOUR TV OUT (09.17.04)

 

SUPERFICIAL PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS (09.12.04)

 

SHOULD STACKING BOXES REQUIRE A DIPLOMA IN MEDICAL SCIENCE? (09.07.04)

 

OBSERVATION #2: SKATEBOARDING IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION (08.27.04)

 

I HATE SHAGGY, PLAIN AND SIMPLE (08.25.04)

 

KIDS ARE STUPID AND DON'T KNOW SHIT! (08.22.04)

 

A THING TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED (08.20.04)

 

A VERY SENSITIVE SUBJECT (08.17.04)

 

OBSERVATION #1: APPARENTLY LOGICAL REASONING IS NOT NEEDED WHILE DRIVING (08.15.04)

 

TELEVANGELISTS, ENDORSED BY GOD! (08.11.04)

 

RELIGION VERSUS SCIENCE. WHERE DO YOU STAND? (08.06.04)

 

MOVIES THAT FILL US WITH SYMPATHY. IT'S JUST WHAT THEY WANT. (08.04.04)

 

LOOK! A MUSICIAN NOT MORE THAN TWO FEET FROM US! LET'S CRY! (08.03.04)

 

NOT ANOTHER MOVIE REVIEW (08.03.04)

 

SPAWN KICKS MAJOR ASS (07.25.04)

 

MOVIES BASED OFF OF VIDEO GAMES DON'T FOLLOW THE GAME PERFECTLY (07.20.04)

 

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOVIES AND REALITY (07.16.04)

 

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE? (07.12.04)

 

MY METHOD OF VOTING (07.10.04)

 

IF YOU HAVE TO RESORT TO CYBER SEX... (07.08.04)

 

THERE'S NO DOUBT THAT NO DOUBT SUCKS (07.05.04)

 

AS IF I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH SLOUCHING (07.02.04)

 

I'M STILL PLAYING THE GAME IF IT MATTERS ANY (06.29.04)

 

DIRTY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT (06.27.04)

 

THE BEST WAY TO GET SMOKERS TO QUIT (06.25.04)

 

I HAVE BETTER TASTE IN MOVIES THAN YOU (06.23.04)

 

CHAIN LETTER PART 2 (06.21.04)

 

CHAIN LETTER PART 1 (06.21.04)

 

CAN’T BE DEPRESSED? (06.18.04)