COMPLETE LIST OF MOVIE REVIEWS
Below is the alphabetical
listing of horror, cult, and B-movie reviews (note that
"St." is ordered as "Saint", "Dr." as "Doctor", "3" as Three,
etc.). Each review has a short synopsis and my opinion
of the film, in addition to ratings. The main rating
categories include Quality (quality of plot, acting, and script),
Visuals (appearance, special effects, cinematography), and Intensity
(suspense, action, how well it holds your interest). There
are also additional categories, depending on the movie, that quantify
another characteristic of the film. These are Laughability
(how funny, intentionallly or not, the film is), Gore (blood, guts,
violence), and T&A (quality and quantity of female nudity).
So, even if a movie rates low on the main categories, but has a high
rating in one of these, it could still be an enjoyable movie.
I would recommend, if you have a bad movie night with some of your
friends, that you look at the Laughability factor when deciding what
horrible movie to watch and mock.
Recently, I've decided to
add a Quick Rating, using the 0-5 star method. This rating is a quick
guide to the reviewed movies, and is more lenient than my strict rating parameters
described above. You'll see a rating in white for each movie below
as they are reviewed. Movies already reviewed may get updated with
a QR as time goes by. For reference, here's what the different ratings
mean: 0 - worst of the worst, not worth
looking at; * - a pretty bad movie, possibly
some blood or jokes or suspence, but don't count on much; ** - a subpar movie, but with a redeeming quality;
*** - a good movie,
interesting and worthwhile; ****
- a very good movie, of the genre - could be a hilarious B-movie,
or a gory horror film that delivers the goods, or a high quality
mainstream movie; ***** - superb
film, a classic, a paradigm for its genre.
Now onto the films:
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Alien Vs. Predator (2004) ** aka A.V.P. Directed by Paul W. S. Anderson, Starring Lance Henriksen
The Alligator People (1959) ** Starring Lon Chaney Jr.
Alone in the Dark (2005) * Directed by Uwe Boll, Starring Christian Slater, Tara Reid & Stephen Dorff
An American Werewolf in London (1981) **** Directed by John Landis
The Ape (1940) * Starring Boris Karloff and a man in a gorilla suit
The Ape Man (1943) * Starring Bela Lugosi as a hairy, hunchedback scientist
Astral Factor (1976) * aka The Invisible Strangler
The Atomic Brain (1964) * aka Monstrosity featuring plenty of interspecies brain transplants
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978) ** Featuring giant man-eating vegetables
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Bail Out (1989) ** aka W.B., Blue and the Bean Starring David Hasselhoff & Linda Blair
Batman: The Movie (1966) *** Starring Adam West, Burt Ward, Cesar Romero, Burgess Meredith, Frank Gorshin, & Lee Meriwether
Batman Begins (2005) *** Directed by Christopher Nolan, Starring Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Liam Neeson, Katie Holmes, Gary Oldman, Rutger Hauer and Morgan Freeman
The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) 0 Starring Tor Johnson
Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952) * Starring Bela Lugosi & a Jerry Lewis wannabe
Bewitched (2005) ** Starring Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell
The Beyond (1981) *** aka Seven Doors of Death Directed by Lucio Fulci
Bikini House Calls (1996) * Starring Kim Dawson (reviewed with Bikini Med School)
Bikini Med School (1996) * Starring Kim Dawson (reviewed with Bikini House Calls)
The Birds (1963) **** Starring Tippi Hedren, Rod Taylor & Jessica Tandy, Directed by Alfred Hitchcock
Black Gestapo (1975) ** Starring Rod Perry & Charles P. Robinson
The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi (2003) * {Guest Reviewer: Brendito} Featuring a blind masseur/swordsman and a crossdresser
Bloodsucking Pharoahs in Pittsburgh (1991) *** Featuring blood, death, Egyptians & tomato salmon casserole
Bluebeard (1944) ** Starring John Carradine
The Bone Collector (1999) ** Starring Denzel Washington, Angelina Jolie, Queen Latifah, & Ed O'Neill
Boo! (1932) * Featuring clips from classic horror spliced together
The Boston Strangler (1968) **** Starring Henry Fonda, Tony Curtis & George Kennedy
The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1963) ** Featuring a disembodied head in a lasagna pan
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935) ***** Directed by James Whale, Starring Boris Karloff, Colin Clive, & Elsa Lanchester
Bride of Re-Animator (1990) *** Starring Jeffrey Combs
Brief Affairs (1993) * (reviewed with Illegal Affairs)
Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001) *** Featuring an American Indian and a french wolf.
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) *** Starring Bruce Campbell & Ossie Davis, featuring an elderly Elvis & JFK vs a cowboy mummy.
A Bucket of Blood (1959) ** Directed by Roger Corman
Bumfights Vol. 1 : A Cause for Concern (2001) **
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Cabin Fever (2002) *** Starring a flesh eating disease.
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) *** Starring Werner Kraus
Cannibal! The Musical (1996) *** Written & Directed by Trey Parker, Starring Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989) ** Starring Shannon Tweed, Adrienne Barbeau & Bill Maher
Captain America (1991) ** Starring Matt Salinger & Ned Beatty
Carnival of Souls (1962) *** Featuring a church organist and some zombies
Carnivore (1983) * a.k.a. The Final Terror Starring Adrien Zmed, Daryl Hannah & Joe Pantoliano
Castle Freak (1995) ** Directed by Stuart Gordon
Catwoman (2004) * Starring Halle Berry & Sharon Stone
C.B. Hustlers (1976) * Starring hookers, truckers, and smokeys
Chamber of Horrors (1940) ** aka The Door with Seven Locks
Chariots of the Gods (1970) *
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown (1989) ** Starring Billy Bob Thornton and Martha Quinn
Christmas Evil (1980) * aka You Better Watch Out, Featuring a serial killing Santa Claus
Clash of the Titans (1981) **** Starring Harry Hamlin, Burgess Meredith, Ursula Andress, Maggie Smith & Laurence Olivier, Special FX by Ray Harryhausen
The Comedy of Terrors (1964) ** Starring Vincent Price, Boris Karloff, Peter Lorre, & Basil Rathbone
The Corpse Vanishes (1942) *** Starring Bela Lugosi
Countess Dracula (1970) ** Starring Ingrid Pitt
Creature (1985) ** Starring Klaus Kinski
The Crippled Masters (1984) **** Starring two handicapped martial artists.
Curse of the Mummy's Tomb (1964) ** a Hammer Studios mummy movie
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Daredevil (2003) *** Starring Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Michael Clarke Duncan, Colin Farrell, & Joe Pantoliano
Darkness Falls (2003) ** Featuring a murderous tooth fairy
Dawn of the Dead (2004) **** Starring Ving Rhames & Mekhi Phifer
A Day in the Life of William Hung (2004) * Starring William Hung
Day of the Dead (1985) *** Directed by George Romero, Special FX by Tom Savini
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) **** Directed by Robert Wise
Dead Alive (1992) **** aka Braindead Directed by Peter Jackson
Dead Birds (2004) ** A Horror-Western hybrid
Dead End (2003) *** Starring Ray Wise
Dead Ringers (1988) *** Directed by David Cronenberg, Starring Jeremy Irons
Death Curse of Tartu (1967) 0 Starring a shape-shifting dead witch doctor.
Death of the Incredible Hulk (1990) ** Directed by Bill Bixby, Starring Bill Bixby & Lou Ferrigno
Dementia 13 (1963) *** Written & Directed by Francis Ford Coppola
The Devil Bat (1940) *** Starring Bela Lugosi and a giant, murderous, screeching bat
The Devil's Hand (1962) ** Starring Neil Hamilton
The Devil's Nightmare (1971) ** featuring a Nazi succubus
The Devil's Rain (1975) *** Starring William Shatner, Ernest Borgnine, Tom Skerritt, & John Travolta
The Devil's Rejects (2005) **** Written & Directed by Rob Zombie, Starring Sid Haig, Danny Trejo & Michael Berryman
Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze (1975) ** Starring Ron Ely & Michael Berryman
Dr. Alien (1988) * Starring Judy Landers
Dr. Strange (1978) * Featuring an astral-plane-visiting doctor with a white-man's afro
Dog Soldiers (2002) *** Featuring soldiers vs. werewolves
Donnie Darko (2001) *** Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Drew Barrymore, & Patrick Swayze
Don't Look in the Basement (1973) ***
Dracula (1931) **** Directed by Tod Browning, Starring Bela Lugosi, Dwight Frye & Edward Van Sloan
Dracula (1931) (The Spanish Version) *** Featuring the same sets and script as the Lugosi classic
Dracula's Daughter (1936) ** Starring Edward Van Sloan
Dreamcatcher (2003) ** Starring Morgan Freeman (& his eyebrows), Tom Sizemore, Jason Lee & Donnie Wahlberg
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Eight Legged Freaks (2002) *** Starring David Arquette and a bunch of overgrown spiders
Elektra (2005) ** Starring Jennifer Garner and Terence Stamp
Escape From Hell (1979) ** Starring scantily clad female prisoners
The Exorcist (1973) **** Starring Linda Blair
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The Fantastic Four (1994) ** Starring George Gaynes
The Fly (1958) **** Starring Vincent Price
The Fly (1986) **** Starring Jeff Goldblum & Geena Davis
The Fly II (1989) ** Starring Eric Stoltz
Frankenstein (1931) ***** Directed by James Whale, Starring Boris Karloff, & Colin Clive
Frankenstein (1994) *** aka Mary Shelley's Frankenstein Directed by Kenneth Branagh, Starring Kenneth Branagh, Robert DeNiro, Helena Bonham Carter, Ian Holm, & John Cleese
Frankenstein (2004) ** Starring Parker Posey & Michael Madsen
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) *** Starring Lon Chaney Jr, Bela Lugosi & Lionel Atwill
Freddy Vs. Jason (2003) **** Starring Robert Englund & Ken Kirzinger
Friday the 13th(1980) *** Starring Kevin Bacon & Betsy Palmer
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) ** featuring Jason Voorhees in a potato sack
Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982) * featuring Jason Voorhees in 3-D
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) *** (Part 4) Starring Corey Feldman & Crispin Glover (and Jason!)
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985) * Starring Corey Feldman & a Jason wannabe
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) ** featuring Jason's return from the grave
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988) ** Starring Kane Hodder
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) 0 Starring Kane Hodder & Kelly Hu
Frozen Alive (1964) 0 Featuring no horror, no suspense, just melodramatic crap
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Galaxy of Terror (1981) ** Starring Erin Moran, Robert Englund & Sid Haig
The Ghost (1963) ** Starring Barbara Steele & Peter Baldwin
The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942) *** Starring Cedric Hardwicke, Lionel Atwill, Bela Lugosi & Lon Chaney Jr.
The Ghosts of Edendale (2003) 0 Written & Directed by Stefan Avalos
Ginger Snaps (2000) *** Featuring a teenage female werewolf
Ginger Snaps 2 : Unleashed (2003) *** Featuring another teenage female werewolf
Gods and Monsters (1998) *** Starring Ian McKellen, Brendan Fraser, & Lynn Redgrave
Godsend (2004) ** Starring Greg Kinnear, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos & Robert DeNiro
Good Against Evil (1977) * Starring Dick Rambo
The Gorilla(1939) * Starring the Ritz Brothers, Bela Lugosi, & Lionel Atwill
The Grudge (2004) **** Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar & Bill Pullman
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Hard Candy (2005) ***
Hardware Wars (Special Edition) (1977) ***
Hell Comes to Frogtown (1987) ** Starring Rowdy Roddy Piper & Sandahl Bergman
Hellboy (2004) ** Starring Ron Perlman, Selma Blair & Jeffrey Tambor
High Tension (2003) *** aka Haute Tension, directed by Alexandre Aja
The Hills Have Eyes (1977) *** Written & Directed by Wes Craven Starring Michael Berryman
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) *** Directed by Alexandre Aja
Horrible Horror (1986) ** A collection of clips from bad horror movies, hosted by Zacherley
Horror Hotel (1960) ** aka The City of the Dead Starring Christopher Lee
H.O.T.S. (1979) *** Starring Danny Bonaduce and some perky sorority girls
The House By the Cemetery (1981) ** Directed by Lucio Fulci
House of the Dead (2003) 0 Starring Clint Howard
House of Dracula (1945) * Starring Lon Chaney Jr, John Carradine & Lionel Atwill
House of Frankenstein (1944) ** Starring Boris Karloff, Lon Chaney Jr, John Carradine & Lionel Atwill
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) **** Written & Directed by Rob Zombie, Starring Karen Black
House of Wax (2005) *** Starring Elisha Cuthbert & Paris Hilton
The House on the Edge of the Park (1980) *
House on Haunted Hill (1959) *** Starring Vincent Price
Hulk (2003) *** Directed by Ang Lee, Starring Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, & Nick Nolte
The Human Monster (1940) ** a.k.a. The Dark Eyes of London Starring Bela Lugosi
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I Bury the Living (1958) ** Featuring murderous pushpins
Illegal Affairs (1993) * (reviewed with Brief Affairs)
The Incredible Hulk (1977) ** original TV series premiere starring Bill Bixby & Lou Ferrigno
The Incredible Hulk : Married (1978) * Starring Bill Bixby & Lou Ferrigno
The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988) ** Starring Bill Bixby & Lou Ferrigno
The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant (1971) * Starring Bruce Dern, Casey Kasem & Pat Priest
Incubus (1965) ** Starring William Shatner
Indestructible Man (1956) ** Starring Lon Chaney Jr.
The Intruder (1961) *** aka Shame aka I Hate Your Guts! Starring William Shatner, Directed by Roger Corman
Invasion of the Bee Girls (1973) *** Featuring a bunch of murderous buzzing seductresses
Invisible Agent (1942) ** Starring Peter Lorre & Cedric Hardwick
The Invisible Ghost (1941) ** Starring Bela Lugosi
The Invisible Man (1933) **** Directed by James Whale, Starring Claude Rains
The Invisible Man Returns (1940) *** Starring Vincent Price
The Invisible Man's Revenge (1944) ** Starring John Carradine
The Invisible Woman (1940) ** Starring John Barrymore, Margaret Hamilton & Shemp Howard
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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) ** Starring Kane Hodder & Erin Gray
Jason X (2003) * Starring Kane Hodder as Jason in space
Jaws (1975) ***** Starring Richard Dreyfuss & Roy Scheider. Directed by Steven Spielberg
Jeepers Creepers (2001) *** Featuring the Creeper
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) ** Featuring the return of the Creeper
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (1966) * Featuring... well, the title tells you what it features!
Ju-On (2000) *** aka Ju-On: The Curse Featuring some creepy little kid
Just Before Dawn (1981) * Starring George Kennedy
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King Kong (1933) ***** Starring Fay Wray
King Kong (2005) **** Directed by Peter Jackson, Starring Naomi Watts & Jack Black
King of the Zombies (1941) *** Starring Mantan Moreland
Kong Island (1968) * a.k.a. Eve, the Wild Woman
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The Last House on the Left (1972) *** Written & Directed by Wes Craven
The Last Man on Earth (1964) ** Starring Vincent Price
Legend of the Chupacabra (2000) * Featuring a man in a rubber goat-sucker costume.
Legends of the Superheroes (1979) ** Starring Adam West, Burt Ward, Frank Gorshin, Ed McMahon & Ruth Buzzi
Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood (2003) * aka Leprechaun 6 Starring Warwick Davis & Sticky Fingaz
Lethal Target (1999) * Starring CC Costigan & Kim Dawson
The Lords of Flatbush (1974) ** Starring Sylvester Stallone & Henry Winkler
The Lost World (1925) *** Featuring stop-motion dinosaur action
Lover's Lane (1999) *
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Mad Monster Party? (1967) ** Starring Boris Karloff & Phyllis Diller
Manos: Hands of Fate (1966) 0
Marnie (1964) *** Directed by Alfred Hitchcock, Starring Sean Connery
Mars Attacks! (1996) **** Starring Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Martin Short, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J. Fox, Tom Jones, Jim Brown, Jack Black, and Natalie Portman, Directed by Tim Burton
Mary Reilly (1996) ** Starring Julia Roberts, John Malkovich & Glenn Close
The Matrix (1999) ***** Written & Directed by Andy and Larry Wachowski, Starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving, and Joe Pantoliano
The Matrix: Reloaded (2003) *** Written & Directed by Andy and Larry Wachowski, Starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, and Hugo Weaving
The Matrix Revolutions (2003) *** Written & Directed by Andy and Larry Wachowski, Starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving, & Jada Pinkett-Smith
Meet the Feebles (1989) ** Directed by Peter Jackson
Mighty Joe Young (1949) **** Starring Robert Armstrong, Special Effects by Ray Harryhausen
Misery (1990) ***** Directed by Rob Reiner, Starring James Caan, Kathy Bates & Richard Farnsworth, Based on the book by Stephen King
Mr. Vampire (1985) **** Featuring Chinese vampires and a lusty ghost
Mitchell (1975) * Starring Joe Don Baker, Linda Evans, & John Saxon
The Monster Hunter (2000) *** aka Natural Selection Starring David Carradine
Monster Island (2004) * MTV movie starring Carmen Electra & Adam West
Monster Man (2003) *** Featuring a monster-truck-driving monster
Moon of the Wolf (1972) ** A made for TV movie featuring a Cajun werewolf
The Mummy (1932) **** Starring Boris Karloff & Edward Van Sloan
The Mummy's Curse (1944) ** Starring Lon Chaney Jr.
The Mummy's Ghost (1944) ** Starring John Carradine & Lon Chaney Jr.
The Mummy's Hand (1940) *** The first sequel to Universal's "The Mummy"
The Mummy's Tomb (1942) *** Starring Lon Chaney Jr.
Mutant (1984) ** aka Night Shadows
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Nacho Chihuahua: The Movie (1998) 0
New Mr. Vampire (1987) ** Featuring walking corpses and kung-fu fighting ghost hunters
Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (1998) * Starring David Hasselhoff & Lisa Rinna
Night of the Living Dead (1968) ***** Directed by George Romero
Night of the Living Dead (1990) ** Directed by Tom Savini, Written by George Romero
Night of the Scarecrow (1995) ** Starring Stephen Root
Night Tide (1961) * Starring Dennis Hopper, and a mermaid
Night Train to Terror (1984) ** Starring Richard Moll
Nightmare Castle (1965) * aka The Faceless Monster, starring Barbara Steele
North By Northwest (1959) **** Directed by Alfred Hitchcock, Starring Cary Grant & Eva Marie Saint
Nosferatu (1922) **** Directed by FW Murnau, Starring Max Schreck
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The Omen (1976) **** Starring Gregory Peck
Once Upon A Time in China (1991) **** Starring Jet Li
Once Upon A Time in China II (1992) ** Starring Jet Li
Once Upon A Time in China III (1993) ** Starring Jet Li
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Parasite (1982) ** Starring Demi Moore
Pauly Shore Is Dead (2004) 0 Starring Pauly Shore,Tom Sizemore, Carrot Top, Clint Howard, Ben Stiller & a ton of other celebrities.
Phantasm (1979) *** Starring Angus Scrimm
Pieces (1983) *** Starring Christopher George & Lynda Day George
Ping! (2000) * Starring a hang-gliding Chihuahua, Judge Reinhold, Clint Howard, Shirley Jones & Lou Ferrigno
Pitch Black (2000) **** Starring Vin Diesel & David Keith
Psycho (1960) ***** Starring Anthony Perkins, Janet Leigh, Directed by Alfred Hitchcock
The Punisher (2004) *** Starring Thomas Jane, John Travolta & Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
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The Raven (1963) ** Directed by Roger Corman, Starring Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff & Jack Nicholson
Ravenous (1999) *** Starring Guy Pearce, Jeffrey Jones & David Arquette
Re-Animator (1985) *** Starring Jeffrey Combs, Directed by Stuart Gorden
Rear Window (1954) ***** Starring James Stewart, Grace Kelly & Raymond Burr, Directed by Alfred Hitchcock
The Regina Pierce Affair (2001) * Starring Brian from Survivor V
Return of the Fly (1959) *** Starring Vincent Price
Return of the Killer Tomatoes (1988) ** Starring George Clooney, John Astin, Anthony Starke & Rick Rockwell
Return to the Batcave: The Misadventures of Adam and Burt (2003) ** Starring Adam West, Burt Ward, Frank Gorshin, Julie Newmar & Lee Meriwether
Revenge of the Cheerleaders (1976) *** Starring David Hasselhoff
The Ring (2002) ** Featuring a videotape which kills those who watch it.
Ringu (1998) ** The Japanese movie remade as "The Ring"
RoboCop (1987) *** Directed by Paul Verhoeven, Starring Peter Weller
Robot Monster (1953) * Starring a man in a gorilla suit and a diver's helmet.
Rock & Roll Frankenstein (1999) *** Starring body parts of Rock legends
Round Trip to Heaven (1992) * Starring Corey Feldman Julie McCullough
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St. John's Wort (2001) ***
Saw (2004) *** Starring Danny Glover & Monica Potter
Scared to Death (1947) * Starring Bela Lugosi
The Screaming Skull (1958) * Featuring the giant floating skull of guilt!
Seed of Chucky (2004) *** Starring Jennifer Tilly, Redman, John Waters, Billy Boyd & Brad Dourif
Shaft (1971) *** Starring Richard Roundtree, Music by Isaac Hayes
Shaft's Big Score (1972) ** Starring Richard Roundtree & Moses Gunn
Shaft in Africa(1973) ** Starring Richard Roundtree
Shaun of the Dead (2004) *** a love story adventure with the living dead
She-Wolf of London (1946) * Not much in the way of a werewolf story
The Shining (1980) ***** Directed by Stanley Kubrick, Starring Jack NIcholson, Shelley Duvall & Scatman Crothers
Signs (2002) **** Directed by M.Night Shyamalan, Starring Mel Gibson
Silent Night, Bloody Night (1973) * Starring John Carradine
Sisters of Death (1977) **
Slave of the Cannibal God (1978) ** aka Mountain of the Cannibal God Starring Ursula Andress & Stacy Keach
Son of Dracula (1943) *** Starring Lon Chaney Jr.
Son of Frankenstein (1939) **** Starring Boris Karloff, Basil Rathbone & Bela Lugosi
Snake People (1971) * aka Isle of the Snake People Starring Boris Karloff
Snow White: A Tale of Terror (1997) ** Starring Sigourney Weaver & Sam Neill
Snowbeast (1977) * Featuring a killer Yeti on the ski slopes
The Son of Kong (1933) *** Starring Robert Armstrong
Species III (2004) ** Starring Natasha Henstridge (in a cameo)
Spider-Man (2002) **** Directed by Sam Raimi, Starring Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Randy "Macho Man" Savage & Bruce Campbell
Spider-Man 2 (2004) ***** Directed by Sam Raimi, Starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Alfred Molina & Bruce Campbell
Star Wars Holiday Special (1978) * Starring Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, James Earl Jones, Bea Arthur, Art Carney, Diahann Carroll & The Jefferson Starship
Sting of Death (1966) * Starring a jellyfish-man, and featuring a song by Neil Sedaka
Straight Line (1988) ** Starring Mr. T
Strike of Death (1975) * Written & Directed by John Woo, Starring Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, John Woo, & "Flash Legs" Tan
The Surgeon (1994) ** Starring Peter Boyle & Malcom McDowell
Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance (2002) *** Featuring a Korean deaf mute
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Taking Lives (2004) ** Starring Angelina Jolie, Ethan Hawke & Keifer Sutherland
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) * Starring and with "music" by Vanilla Ice
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) **** Directed by Tobe Hooper
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) ** Starring Jessica Biel & R. Lee Ermey
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) * Starring Dennis Hopper, Directed by Tobe Hooper
They Live (1988) *** Directed by John Carpenter, Starring Roddy Piper
The Thing (1982) **** Directed by John Carpenter, Starring Kurt Russell and Wilford Brimley
Thir13en Ghosts (2001) ** Starring F. Murray Abraham, Matthew Lillard, & Shannon Elizabeth
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) * Starring Hulk Hogan, Loni Anderson, & Jim Varney
Toga Party (1977) * aka Pelvis
Torn Curtain (1966) *** Starring Paul Newman & Julie Andrews, Directed by Alfred Hitchcock
Touch of Evil (1958) **** Starring Charlton Heston, Janet Leigh, Orson Welles & Zsa Zsa Gabor, Directed by Orson Welles
Track of the Moon Beast (1976) ** Featuring a demon lizard man with a moon rock in his head
The Trial of the Incredible Hulk (1989) * Directed by Bill Bixby, Starring Bill Bixby, Lou Ferrigno, & John Rhys-Davies
Trick or Treat (1986) ** Starring Marc Price, Gene Simmons & Ozzy Osbourne
The Trouble With Harry (1955) *** Directed by Alfred Hitchcock, Starring John Forsythe, Shirley MacLaine & Jerry Mathers
28 Days Later... (2002) **** Directed by Danny Boyle
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Underworld (2003) *** Starring Kate Beckinsale
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The Vampire Lovers (1970) ** Starring Ingrid Pitt & Peter Cushing
The Van (1977) ** Starring Danny DeVito
Van Helsing (2004) ** Written & Directed by Stephen Sommers, Starring Hugh Jackman & Kate Beckinsale
Versus (2000) ** Starring gun-toting, sword-wielding kung-fu Japanese zombies
Vertigo (1958) ***** Directed by Alfred Hitchcock, Starring James Stewart
The Village (2004) ** Written & Directed by M. Night Shymalan, Starring Joaquin Pheonix & Sigourney Weaver
Voodoo (1995) * Starring Corey Feldman
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The Wasp Woman (1959) ** Directed by Roger Corman
Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory (1962) ** aka Lycanthropus
Werewolf of London (1935) *** Starring Henry Hull
White Zombie (1932) *** Starring Bela Lugosi
The Wild World of Batwoman (1966) ** Starring a middle-aged heroine with a bat tattoo on her chest.
Willard (2003) *** Starring Crispin Glover & R. Lee Ermey
The Wolf Man (1941) *** Starring Lon Chaney Jr, Claude Rains, & Bela Lugosi
Wrong Turn (2003) * Starring Eliza Dushku
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X2 : X-Men United (2004) **** Directed by Bryan Singer, Starring Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen, Halle Berry, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos & Brian Cox
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Zombie (1979) *** Directed by Lucio Fulci
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